Welcome to my site!!!

Welcome to my website. I am literally Om Nom from the mobile game Cut the Rope (2010)

Everyone knows Mario is cool as fuck. But who knows what he's thinking? Who knows why he crushes turtles? And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mystical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper? Perchance. I believe it was Kant who said "Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play." Mario exhibits experience by crushing turts all day, but he exhibits theory by stating "Lets-a go!" Keep it up, baby! When Mario leaves his place of safety to stomp a turty, he knows that he may Die. And yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price. We think of Mario as a hero,but he is simply a one percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind. Perchance.
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Coming christmas 2002

Interests

ferris the crab (mascot for the Rust Programming language)

I'm really into low level and functional programming. My big project right now is creating my own LISP. You can see its progress on github

languages I'm a fan of: C, Rust, Clojure, Haskell

Tux, the linux mascot, typing on a computer

I've been using linux for years. Before getting into programming, I spent a bunch of time customizing my linux desktop back in the day. If you really want to you can see my old dotfiles here.

a skeleton riding a motorcycle. Its really sick and cool.

I'm a big fan of games like ULTRAKILL, Celeste, Blood and roguelikes such as Risk of Rain 2 and Hades

I also used to speedrun a couple Castlevania games. You can see my SRC profile here.

Things I am on

Github | Steam | Youtube (Dead channel) | spotify

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